Kent12456 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man the guns; I'll drive." (I apologize) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin1300 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefNewby82 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 I don't get it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent12456 Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Hey It's the best I could do, Fish jokes are hard to come by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefNewby82 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Lol...true that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbellm Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 I love it and plan to use it. It will become part of line up: What do you call a cow after it has its baby: De-caff-einated My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo so I had to put my foot down What did one elevator say to the other?: I think I am coming down with something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent12456 Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Flamingo! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin1300 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 These are so bad! Sent from my Galaxy Note 7 using Tapatalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryansweet Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Ok, three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"Two muffins are in an oven.Muffin #1 says, "Sure is hot in here"Muffin #2 says, "Holy *****! A talking muffin!!"Alright, I'll stop and let you catch your breath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other tide! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent12456 Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 octopus joke.....who'd a thought. I like it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent12456 Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Ok, Guy walks in a bar with a frog on his head. The bar tender says "What the heck is that?" The frog says "I don't know it started as a wart on my butt." (Amphibians love that joke) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Yup, and time flies when you're having fun, unless you're a frog,,.then times are fun when you're having flies! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbellm Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 a sandwich walks into a bar, Bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefNewby82 Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a Cod, any cod! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent12456 Posted August 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 BEST FISH SONG EVER WRITTEN. (Not a big category) This song is from 1970something I think. ***I said "what's your sign?" She said "aquarium" I said " great, let's get tanked!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Long time since I heard that song 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Been Mired Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 What do you call a cow with no legs? (ground beef) What do you call a guy with no legs, who is swimming in the ocean? (Bob) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roush2000 Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Sent from my SM-N900P using Tapatalk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetesFolly Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Two frogs on a lily pad after a night of romance...one turns to the other and says....you know, we do taste like chicken! I cleaned it up as much as I could... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin1300 Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 This eel will cover for everyone here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budman Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One looks to the other and says something smells fishy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajhudson15 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 why don't fish like basketball? because they are afraid of the net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetesFolly Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 On 8/20/2016 at 11:25 PM, Kent12456 said: BEST FISH SONG EVER WRITTEN. (Not a big category) This song is from 1970something I think. ***I said "what's your sign?" She said "aquarium" I said " great, let's get tanked!" Can't believe i just watched the whole thing!! Lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetesFolly Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 On 8/23/2016 at 10:49 AM, Been Mired said: What do you call a cow with no legs? (ground beef) What do you call a guy with no legs, who is swimming in the ocean? (Bob) What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is at your door? (Matt) What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is hanging on your wall? (Art) What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is at the bottom of a hole? (Phil) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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