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BEST GOLDFISH JOKE EVER


Kent12456

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I love it and plan to use it. It will become part of line up:

 

What do you call a cow after it has its baby: De-caff-einated

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo so I had to put my foot down

What did one elevator say to the other?: I think I am coming down with something

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Ok, three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Two muffins are in an oven.
Muffin #1 says, "Sure is hot in here"
Muffin #2 says, "Holy *****! A talking muffin!!"

Alright, I'll stop and let you catch your breath.

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On 8/20/2016 at 11:25 PM, Kent12456 said:

 

BEST FISH SONG EVER WRITTEN.

(Not a big category)

This song is from 1970something I think.

***I said "what's your sign?" She said "aquarium" I said " great, let's get tanked!"

Can't believe i just watched the whole thing!!  Lol!

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On 8/23/2016 at 10:49 AM, Been Mired said:

What do you call a cow with no legs? (ground beef)

 

What do you call a guy with no legs, who is swimming in the ocean? (Bob)

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is at your door? (Matt)

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is hanging on your wall? (Art)

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms, who is at the bottom of a hole? (Phil)

 

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